Dating a guy who smokes weed
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Not my favorite first-date activity, but I said I didn’t mind.
And I wouldn’t have, except he hugely overdid it, and curled up on his bed whimpering “I’m so high, I’m so high,” while I watched This is how I’d know my boyfriend is a stoner.
After he smoked it, we were driving around and passed the county cemetery. I just thought, “This is not the life I want for myself.” In high school, there was this guy named Carl.
He had a motorcycle, and sometimes when I was too lazy to walk to class, would give me a ride across campus.
I’m the kind of idiot who has dated not one but two pot dealers. The dynamic between the three of us never really recovered after that. He was always stoned, and if he wasn’t eating wasabi peas with his shirt off on the floor, he was having a “dark spell.” Usually a dark spell consisted of a deep stare and a story about various bloodcurdling things. They’re from the prisons.” I said, “Yeah, that’s sad,” to which he responded, “Let’s go dig one up.” I declined, and he got really upset. She smoked a lot of pot, which wasn’t my thing, but I figured if it didn’t interfere with her grades or life, it wasn’t a big deal. Then I found out from friends that she was in fact, the kingpin drug dealer of the school. I was really on the straight and narrow until I met him, but as our relationship got more serious, so did my dependence on weed, kind of a pre-req for being around him.
I send him out to the grocery store with a list that reads, “Salmon, portobella mushrooms, cous-cous, lemons, and cilantro.” An hour later I’m wondering why he’s taking so long since the store is five minutes away.
Until I told her that I’ve been driving so long under the influence of weed that driving sober — WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE — would be dangerous because it’s so unfamiliar.”Presented by Signup for free online dating.However, we’ve also got tortillas, salsa, pineapples, lots of chocolate, iced tea, granola bars, popcorn, and a stoner grin. ” I ask, “Aw, man, I lost it…” He takes off his jacket and it’s sticking out of his back pocket. A lot of conversations that go like this: Stoned Boyfriend: “Uh, I’m gonna be late.” Me: “Okay, how late? ” SB: “Uh….” It was always unclear to me if these missions took such a long amount of time because my boyfriends were stoned, or if the people they were dealing with were stoned. So, naturally, he had freaked out in the middle of their dinner, and fled to the restaurant bathroom in terror. I met my current boyfriend because he’s in a band I love. until our first date, when he revealed he’d been stoned out of his mind each and every time.I just found out that this guy I dated for two years had been peeing in cups and placing them around his bedroom because he was always too stoned to get up and use the bathroom that was located eight feet away. As someone who smokes weed herself from time to time, I’m gonna say a heady combination of both. On 4/20, we cooked a giant batch of pot-brownies, but then headed off to a friend’s house, since her roommate wasn’t “green-friendly.” About an hour later, my girlfriend started getting frantic text messages: we’d left a couple brownies behind and her date had innocently eaten them. She had to coax him out and drive him home mid-meal. I would go to his shows, tell him that I loved his band, and strongly intimate that I loved him too. Mackenzie was a smart, funny, laid-back girl I dated in college.A blind date once asked me to meet him near his office.When I arrived, he said he had to go home to walk his dog — an odd start to the date, but why not?The dating app Badoo gathered this data based on its user data and a recent survey of millennials.