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Americans dating in london

While typing that sentence literally makes me gag now, it proves that we British girls have a pretty high tolerance for alcohol.

At parties I was likened to Harry Potter and asked to say phrases like "you're a wizard Harry".

But even if you're from the "smallest lamest" town, your British beau will love your accent as much as you love his.

Growing up in a British household teaches you many important life lessons.

Like: the water follows the teabag, and once it’s brewed you may add the milk.

We’re far less snooty and miserable about the London rush when we’re drunk.

Just because I said we have a high tolerance for alcohol, doesn’t necessarily mean we have learnt exactly what that tolerance is yet. And just because you’ve looked after us for one night doesn’t mean you’re off the hook for the next either.We need to be fed, have our hair stroked, and told that everything is going to be okay, we’ll live to drink again.

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If you somehow stand in the way of your British girlfriend getting her Yorkshire pudding and gravy fix every Sunday, you’re not going to last.It’s pretty difficult to get a real hold on we British girls’ feelings.It takes us a pretty long time to wear our hearts on our sleeves so to speak, so if you’re going to date us, make sure you’re in it for the long run because we don’t do clean breaks.It will be a rare and triumphant moment when she tells you that she loves you or says something remotely nice to you at all.The rest of the time you’re going to be called an arsehole, dickhead, twat and if you’re really lucky… Us Brits only show affection to dogs, horses, and our mums.Most of my adolescent memories involve sitting in the park with my pals, getting shit-faced on a sharing-size bottle of White Ace.